Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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