my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I have tasted many bathrooms
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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