Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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