Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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