Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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