Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Me too!
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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