I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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