if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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