But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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