I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
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