maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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