Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Randomize
