Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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