you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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