..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Well I just put wine in my tea
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I just forgot I was standing up.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Randomize
