Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
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