People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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