Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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