I need help removing her.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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