She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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