she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
dude. I can hear the air.
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