i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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