the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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