My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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