Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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