Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
