I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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