I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
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