What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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