I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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