you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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