i was rollin on her like bob the builder
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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