Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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