We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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