no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
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