Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
