Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
send nudes
from the living room?
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