woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
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He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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