I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
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