The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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