chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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