Plan B is the new Plan A
Your mouth is God's brothel.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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