You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize
