Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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