Your mouth is God's brothel.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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