so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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