Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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