Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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