when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
The best revenge is premature balding
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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