Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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