Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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